I received this email from my father and thought I’d share it with everyone. To me, it never gets old reading it. Hope everyone enjoys!
GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:
1) No matter how hard you try, you can’t baptize cats..
2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don’t let her brush your hair.
3) If your sister hits you, don’t hit her back. They always catch the second person.
4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5) You can’t trust dogs to watch your food..
6) Don’t sneeze when someone is cutting your hair..
7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
You can’t hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
9) Don’t wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
10) The best place to be when you’re sad is Grandma’s lap.
GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:
1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.
2) Wrinkles don’t hurt.
3) Families are like fudge…mostly sweet, with a few nuts
4) Today’s mighty oak is just yesterday’s nut that held its ground…
5) Laughing is good exercise. It’s like jogging on the inside.
6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy..
GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD
1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional…
2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you’re down there.
4) You’re getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
5) It’s frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions…
6) Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician
7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.
THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:
1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don’t believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus..
4) You look like Santa Claus.
SUCCESS:
At age 4 success is . . . . Not piddling in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . .. Having friends.
At age 17 success is . .. Having a driver’s license.
At age 35 success is . . . ..having money.
At age 50 success is . . . Having money..
At age 70 success is . .. . Having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is . .. . Having friends.
At age 80 success is . . .. Not piddling in your pants.
Always remember to forget the troubles that pass your way;
BUT NEVER forget the blessings that come each day.
Have a wonderful day with many *smiles*
Take the time to live!!!
Life is too short.
Whoo-hoo!
~Author unknown (I tried really hard to find him/her to give credit)
We Want It Wednesday will be back on Wednesday! :heart:
“Jacqueline Fair has taken her product of baby bragging showoff tees and branched out her own line of Little Show Offs. Jacqueline is a former college counselor and has now assumed the most challenging job, full time mommy of two amazing and active young boys and is now running her own business. She has taken her passion of simple and yet expressive baby, toddler, and adult tees and created Little Show Offs. Little Show Offs is designed as a form of fun expressions for baby. It is also created to make baby shower gifts unique, fun,and of course cute and adorable. There is no better way to celebrate a baby than to have these tees proudly express “new accomplishments”, “loves”, “place of residence” and more. It also brings the family together to showoff what role baby has now created for each member.”
Little Show Offs is a fabulous clothing company that has wonderful products, mostly expressive tees, ranging from infants, toddlers, Mom, Dad and relative tees, sibling tees, natural and organic clothing, to even doggie tees! Little Show Offs products are soft, adorable, funny and stylish, all at the same time!
This is one of my personal Little Show Off favorites. As a mother to three children, all boys, sleep is a luxury in my home. Between the children, college, work, and this site, I am left with little time to sleep. I would wear Little Show Offs “Got Sleep?” tee every day, if I had one! It comes in a variety of colors and I would choose either black or dark blue. It is made of 100% combed ring spun cotton and allows for 100% stretch! For me, it’s novel!
If I knew there was a tee that said this, I would have worn it proudly while pregnant with my third and last child! I love that Little Show Offs have tees that are stylish yet comfy at the same time.
I was lucky enough to receive this little organic onesie from Little Show Offs. Since I didn’t have any little ones of my own, I gave it to a friend of mine. Here is a picture of her little one wearing this fabulous onsie:
As you can see, she just got done eating! She is a champion spitter-upper!
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Our Mom’s Most Wanted blog of the week is Hot Chocolate Caramel Mocha. If you have never visted this blog then warning… use the restroom before you do or you will laugh so hard you will pee in your pants!
Stesha does not hold back anything! Her blog is not for the weak at heart. She is as real as real gets!
She is a mom to 5 children… soon to be 7 as she is pregnant with twins! How she plans on doing that, plus keep up her wonderful blog, I’m intrigued to know! I don’t even know how she does it now with 5 kids! Oh yeah, and she’s an avid twitter-er as well! Woooh, I’m tired just thinking about it!
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